Zom-B-Gone Zombie Repellant

Essential Oils Repel the Undead Leaving Freshness Behind

Get ready for the impending Zombie Apocalypse with this new product from Birdy's Supernatural Problems Division. The whole story about how this product came to be is here in the new Birdy Blog.

Suffice to say this little purse-sized miracle will make it safe to move about the planet while your friends and family are out fighting each other for that last tin of untainted Spam. Zom-B-Gone will send those unwanted decomposing guests packing with essences of Blood Orange, Clove and Cedar while leaving your space smelling like an autumn morning before everything went to hell in a handbasket.

We're not sure why Zombies hate it but we know you'll love it!

WARNINGS:
  • DO NOT USE ON THE LIVING! Trust us on this one. It really pisses them off.
  • KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN , living or undead.
  • No live animals were used in the testing of this product.

$15 each

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